Nobody has to know you did this.
No clinic waiting room, no receptionist who knows your aunt, no HMO to clear, nothing to print. What there is: a named doctor who decides whether to prescribe, a registered pharmacy that dispenses, and a plain box that arrives cold. Here are all four steps with the detail left in.
There is a person on the other end, and this is who.
Not a triage algorithm, not a form that auto-approves, not a call centre reading a script. Four people, all registered, all reachable, and the same one follows you month to month.
“The dose you can tolerate beats the dose on the schedule, every time. If week five is rough I will hold you where you are — that is not falling behind, it is the treatment working at your pace.”
“Half of what I do here is reading blood pressure logs. People come for weight and leave with the hypertension they did not know they had finally under control.”
“Most men who message me have been carrying this for years without telling anyone. The consultation takes four minutes. The waiting took four years.”
“Every vial that leaves here has a batch and an expiry recorded against a name. If you ask me for the certificate of analysis, you get it the same day.”
Registration is verified at hire and re-checked annually. Your prescriber’s name and MDCN folio number appear on your prescription itself — we do not publish folio numbers on a marketing page, and you should be wary of any service that does.
About one in seven people who apply are told no
None of them are charged. A telehealth service that approves everybody is not a clinical service, it is a shop with a form on the front, and the difference only shows up in the cases where saying no was the right answer.
What remote care can and cannot assess →Four steps, one strip, no argument
GLP-1s and peptides degrade above 8 °C. Everything below exists so that neither of us has to take the other’s word for whether that happened.
Every state, and the FCT
Times are from dispatch, not from when you fill the form. Approved orders leave the pharmacy the same working day where the prescription is written before 3pm.
The month between deliveries is the actual programme.
Anyone can post a vial. What decides whether you are still on it in month six is who answers when the nausea starts on a Sunday evening, and whether they charge you for the reply.
Message the care teamEvery step has a name, a licence and a receipt
Your comeback starts with one consultation.
Three minutes of questions, read the same day by a doctor licensed here in Nigeria. If the answer is no, you pay nothing — and you will have spent less on finding out than you already have on thinking about it.
Takes ~3 min · No HMO needed · Cancel anytime